Maggie

SENIOR SNACK ACQUISITION SPECIALIST BREAKROOM INTELLIGENCE ANALYST

What I do at Q2Q:

Oversee all snack-based intelligence operations across the office, including under-desk surveillance, kitchen monitoring and strategic positioning at mealtimes. No crumb goes unaccounted for.

Background and Achievements

Multiple-year recipient of the Good-est Employee award. Pioneered the under-desk reconnaissance method now widely regarded as industry standard. I have achieved a 100% floor-level snack recovery rate since joining Q2Q.

Hobbies and Interests

Competitive sniffing, napping in sunbeams, chasing balls, following people to the kitchen just in case, and advanced treat negotiation.

Maggie

The fridge. When it’s open. I am very sad when it’s shut.

A product developer for dog food.

Pretending to be asleep, then being absolutely first to the kitchen when a packet rustles.

Anywhere with a BBQ and low-level food prep surfaces.

To be able to open the fridge and reach the shelves.

Hungry. Strategic. Adorable.

I can hear a cheese wrapper being opened from three rooms away. Scientists have yet to explain this. I hope they never can.

Dropped food, eye contact during someone’s lunch, warm laps, and the exact moment someone says “should we get snacks?”

Meatloaf

Can’t Stop the Feelin’… specifically the feeling that someone nearby has a sandwich.

The precise location of every snack in this office at any given moment.

Finally gain unsupervised access to the biscuit tin. Also: be a good girl… this isn’t going well!!

The kitchen timer. It means something is nearly ready.

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