Biscuit

HEAD OF OFFICE SECURITY – DOORBELL RESPONSE TEAM LEAD – VISITOR ALERT SPECIALIST

What I do at Q2Q:

Lead the Doorbell Response Team, monitor for suspicious activity and ensure every visitor, delivery driver and passing pedestrian receives an appropriate security briefing (via bark).

Background and Achievements

I don’t like to brag, so I will simply allow the record to speak for itself. I am the first, second, third and last line of defence. I did not ask for this responsibility, I am simply the best dog for the job!

Hobbies and Interests

I enjoy the quiet moments between barks. The stillness before the doorbell. The calm before the zoomies. And sofas!

Biscuit

The team as there is always SO many more people to give me belly rubs.

A bigger dog.

Sneaking onto the sofa the second everyone leaves the meeting room.

The countryside, long beaches, and wide open spaces. Infinite things to bark at with no vacuum cleaners, and no postmen.

Knowing exactly who is at the door so that I wouldn’t have to waste my energy barking when it was someone I like!

Very. Good. Boy

I have never been wrong about the doorbell… simply early.

Walkies, belly rubs, the postman leaving quickly, people who appreciate my beautiful blonde tail (from a distance) and biscuits (obviously).

Snoop Dog

Eye of the Tiger – Survivor

Suspicious Noises of the British Isles… regional variations, threat levels and recommended bark durations

Sub 0.2 second doorbell response. Full perimeter CCTV review rights. A seat at the management table that isn’t mum’s lap. And that squirrel.

The TV as it keeps mum still for a very long time!

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