If Q2Q had a theme song, what would it be and why? 

Always look on the bright side of life

Who’s the office prankster, and what’s the best prank they’ve pulled off? 

Damien and I, many years ago, convinced someone we knew what was happening as we could watch them through their monitor, explaining to her this is why it is called a monitor

What’s the most memorable team outing or event you’ve been to with Q2Q? 

Awards event in Blackpool

Describe the office dynamic at Q2Q in three words.  

Poco mezzo forte

Who’s most likely to burst into song or dance during work hours? 

Mr Gelder

If Q2Q had a mascot, what would it be and why?  

A lollipop, why…think about it and work it out

Share a funny office memory that still makes you laugh. 

Many, many years ago, a few of us made a lot of servers move magically from one building to another, and when escorted into the old server room, managed to keep a straight face and answer questions like nothing had changed or happened when the man in charge of security knew things had gone.

Who’s the office chatterbox, and what’s the juiciest gossip they’ve shared? 

Not me, and none of us gossip

If Q2Q were a sitcom, which one would it be and why? 

Monty Pythons flying circus as everything and every day is “Now for something completely different”

What’s the funniest email subject line you’ve received from a coworker? 

Funniest or most stupid “Steve Robb is Dead”

What is your favourite TV show? 

I would need to have a TV for this

Obviously Q2Q is your dream job BUT if you weren’t working there, what would the other dream job be? 

Professional Musician

Do you have any siblings? Are you the eldest, middle or youngest child? 

Yes, I’m the younger

Where did you grow up? 

Bolton

Did you play sports as a kid? Do you play any now? 

Only at school.  I do CrossFit now.

Do you speak any other languages? 

Yes, nonsense and gibberish

What do you do to beat stress? 

CrossFit

Where is your favourite place in the world and why? 

Anywhere with my Wife

When was the last time you did something for the first time? 

Just now, as I have not answered this question before 😊. I took some Lavender cuttings the other day unsupervised to try and make more plants.

If you won £1millon on the lottery, what’s the first thing you would do? 

Have a brew and contemplate options